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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Argo Anger: We Helped Americans in Iran Too, Say British Diplomats

Argo Anger: We Helped Americans in Iran Too, Say British Diplomats

Courtesy Warner Bros.

Ben Affleck’s new film Argo tells the story of six American diplomats who took refuge in the home of the Canadian ambassador after Iranians stormed the U.S. embassy in 1979, taking 52 Americans hostage. The CIA and Canadian officials then hatched a plot to smuggle the six out, with the cover story that they were Canadian filmmakers shooting a sci-fi movie.

(MORE: Mr. Serious: Ben Affleck Directs One of the Year’s Best Films)

In the movie, the six Americans claimed to have sought shelter from the Canadians after having been “turned away” by both the British and New Zealand governments.

It turns out, however, that wasn’t remotely true.

Sir John Graham, 86, who was Britain’s ambassador to Iran at the time, told The Telegraph: “It is not the truth that they were turned away from the British Embassy. We gave them all help at the time. My immediate reaction on hearing about this was one of outrage. I have since simmered down, but am still very dis tressed that the filmmakers should have got it so wrong. My concern is that the inaccurate account should not enter the mythology of the events in Tehran in November 1979.”

According to everyone familiar with the real-life events that Argo depicted, the six Americans first fled the U.S. Embassy to a British compound in the north of Tehran. New Zealand diplomats also helped secretly shuttle the Americans around various safe havens in the Iranian capital. But fearing that British compounds would be among the first places the Iranians would look for them, the six Americans ultimately decided that it was less of a ris k to seek shelter from the Canadians.

Affleck has said that he agonized over changing the account in an effort to set up a “situation where you needed to get a sense that these six people had nowhere else to go.”

He also says the depiction isn’t totally fair and didn’t intend to diminish anyone’s role in the events. In the end, after all, Argo is still a Hollywood film.

MORE: How Did Ben Affleck Go from ‘Armageddon’ to ‘Argo’?

And the Most Popular 2012 Movie-Inspired Halloween Costumes Are…

And the Most Popular 2012 Movie-Inspired Halloween Costumes Are…

Clockwise from top left: Murray Close / Lionsgate; Paramount Pictures; Ron Phillips / Warner Bros. Pictures / AP; Everett

Clockwise from top left: Katniss Everdeen, Thor, Catwoman, Iron Man

With Halloween just a week away, the Hollywood Reporter has released an exclusive look at the results of a Fandango survey ranking this year’s most popular costumes based on 2012 movies. The results are superâ€"literally.

For men, The Avengers came out on top, with Thor, Iron Man, Captain America and the Hulk claiming spots 1â€"4, in that order. Batman filled out the top five. The female Avengers hero, the Black Widow, only made it to No. 5 on the women’s list, but shared the top ranks with similarly strong characters: Catwoman, The Hunger Games‘ Katniss Everdeen, and Snow White and the Queen from Snow White and the Huntsman. 

(MORE: Why Twilight Won’t End With Breaking Dawn (Even Though It Should))

The women’s list stays fierce in the bottom half, with vampire Bella from Twilight, Effie from The Hunger Games, Selene from Underworld: Awakening, Merida from Brave and Alice from Resident Evil. The men’s list, on the other hand, gets weird: after James Bond at No. 6, we get to Ted the bear from Ted, Gandalf, Magic Mikeâ€"the fact that Mike didn’t hit No. 1 is probably the weirdest thing on the list…or else it’s an insight into gender-based expectations for a dress-up holidayâ€"and Wreck-It-Ralph.

The Hollywood Reporter, however, does not share the wording of the question that was asked of survey respondents. We’re willing to bet the query was either a) “Which movie character would you like to be for Halloween?” or b) it was asked over the summer, before Halloween dreams meet crushing reality. Unless one opts to splash out for an expensive pre-made costumeâ€"which, admittedly, many areâ€"most of these costumes ar 1; not easily DIY’ed. A whopping four of the female costumes require full leather bodysuits. If you haven’t yet secured an ensemble, we suggest narrowing the list to Katniss (wear brown; YouTube is littered with tutorials for her hairdo) and either 007 (if you own a tux) or Magic Mike (if you own parachute pants). Or, if you’re handy with circuitry, go as off-duty Iron Man with a suit and this cool DIY arc reactor project via Gizmodo.

What do you think? Which 2012 movie character should have made the list?

MORE: Grownups in Costumes: Have Adults Ruined Halloween?

Found on Flickr: Photo Art by Norbert

Found on Flickr: Photo Art by Norbert

“Wer in der Natur, der Kunst oder dem Menschen Gott nicht finden kann, der findet ihn nirgendwo” (Who cannot find God in the nature, the art or the person, that nowhere finds him).

Alpetal â€

Alpetal â€" A cathedral of light. (Photo by Norbert)

Hunstiger Hohlweg

Hunstiger Hohlweg. (Photo by Norbert)

Mikes Weg â€

Mikes Weg â€" his decision? (Photo by Norbert)

Ründeroth â€

Ründeroth â€" Almost spring. (Photo by Norbert)

Ründeroth â€

Ründeroth â€" A winter morning. (Photo by Norbert)

Zum Steinbruch â€

Zum Steinbruch â€" In the morning. (Photo by Norbert)

Bei Dieringhausen â€

Bei Dieringhausen â€" Heaven can wait. (Photo by Norbert)

Winterweg â€

Winterweg â€" Winter sun. (Photo by Norbert)

Peters Lieblingsbild â€

Peters Lieblingsbild â€" Morning walk. (Photo by Norbert)

Samstagmorgen â€

Samstagmorgen â€" Autumn lights. (Photo by Norbert)

Erbland â€

Erbland â€" A magical morning. (Photo by Norbert)

bei Hunstig â€

bei Hunstig â€" Walking in the mist. (Photo by Norbert)

Paul Turton by Mouse VS Mousetrap

Paul Turton by Mouse VS Mousetrap

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 Paul Turton by Mouse VS  Mousetrap

Photographer Paul Turton captured a mouse trying to steal cheese from a mousetrap.

Taylor Swift’s Red is Danceable, Dreamy—and Mature

Taylor Swift’s Red is Danceable, Dreamyâ€"and Mature


This post is in partnership with Consequence of Sound, an online music publication devoted to the ever growing and always thriving worldwide music scene.

The wide-reaching, massive ambitions of Taylor Swift’s latest album, Red, should come as no surprise. Swift’s career and her music have been headed towards full-fledged crossover success for some time, and to take issue with some of the more transparent pop concessions on Red is to have missed the point, to have been grasping onto a Nashville authenticity years after Swift’s tossed such strict conventions aside. Folkies threw a f it when Dylan went electric, but that doesn’t mean he hadn’t been warning them all along.

It would be easier to take issue with Red’s glaring crossover aspirations if Swift’s full-fledged pop experimentations didn’t fit so well, if they truly were concessions. On Red, the 22-year-old songwriter tries on many masks. She shocks with dubstep drops, flirts with U2 pastiche, and, with help from pop mastermind Max Martin, channels Ke$ ha and takes on the dance floor.

(MORE: Taylor Swift on Going Pop, Ignoring the Gossip and the Best (Worst) Nickname She’s Ever Had)

Maybe that kind of bombast would feel cloying if Swift wasn’t so self-aware. Though Red is, yes, still primarily concerned with the failed glory of lost love â€" or more accurately, boys â€" it’s also an anxious record, full of uncertainty and conscious posturing. Money and success can be just as good a fable as Romeo and Juliet, and Swift is deft enough to make a point of and poke fun at her fairytale stardom. She’s quick to mention that she’s falling head over heels not in a Chevy truck but in a Maserati. In “Starlight,” she somehow innocently crashes a “yacht club party,” a telling moment for Swift, whose image rests on the myth that her success really is just one big “impossible dream,” as the song likes to call it.

Part of that impossible dream, Swift surely knows, is her unique critical acceptance and at times adoration amongst those typically unwilling to take any act on the radio seriously. Swift calls them hipsters, and it’s a joy to hear the country-pop star having a go at her own perceived authenticity, or lack thereof. She picks on the indies on “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” where eschewing a Swift record, Swift’s record collection, or both, for something “much cooler” is grounds for breakup. It feels important that newfound love on “Begin Again,” one of the several songs that finds Swift swooning and genuinely happy, starts in a café, where the hipsters are gazing at the new girl in town. Part of the joy of Red is buying into this new Swift fairytale, where falling love with strangers in cafés can still happen, is watching Swift’s “big-eyed small-town girl takes on the big city” narrative unfold with equal parts humor and amazement.

But the great hook, the reason Swift’s new sounds and energies rarely if ever fall flat, is that the album’s biggest pop release may as also be its saddest song. “22” finds Swift celebrating the joys of youth as though hers had already passed, waxing nostalgic for the present moment right in front of her. If “I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22” is really just a way of saying, “it’s great to be alive right now,” then looking bac 07; on the glory days doesn’t feel too far away. It’s a clever trick that Swift really does turn 23 in less than two months, that the carefree days of “22” really are fleeting. Time is vanishing from Swift, and clinging onto innocence seems less sweet every year. She’s much less full of venom than plagued by melancholy on her new love-gone-wrong tales, a sign of maturation if there was one.

(MORE: Taylor Swift Dethrones Lady Gaga as the Highest-Paid Celeb Under 30)

Still, “22” is more than a sad song dressed up with a beat to make it danceable. “It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes,” is the first line of “22” and a fine summary of Red itself, at its heart an album of pretending and party crashing, of masquerading and self-parody. “Who’s Taylor Swift anyway? Who?” whispers one of the cool kids, but Swift’s already left the room. She’s drifting around ; town from party to party, unsure if she’s welcome anywhere, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t still an impossible dreamer. “You don’t know about me/ but I bet you’ll want to,” is the take-home line to the rest of the world that Taylor Swift is so scared and so thrilled to be conquering, the line she drunkenly sings out of an open window and into the bright city night on her sad, magical cab ride home alone.

Essential Tracks: “All Too Well”, “22″

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Why Twilight Won’t End With Breaking Dawn (Even Though It Should)

Why Twilight Won’t End With Breaking Dawn (Even Though It Should)

Andrew Cooper / Summit Entertainment

To those of you who found themselves excited about next month’s release of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 for the sole reason that it finally wraps up the saga of Bella, Edward and Jacob as gifted to the world by Stephenie Meyer, you may want to sit down for a second; I have some bad news. According to reports that appeared online last week, Summit Entertainment is considering continuing the movie series past the story from the original novels, with sources suggesting either movies or TV show spin-offs “merely set in the same world as the one in the movies, but not featuring the main trio,” with particular attention being paid to the Native American werewolf pack that appears in the original. You may start your gnashing of teeth now.

It’s not just Twilight haters who should feel nervous about this development. The history of cinema is filled with attempts by studios, executives and well-meaning-but-misguided moviemakers to find some way to extend the lifespans of successful film series well past their time. An entirely unscientific survey of my Twitter feed recently revealed that the common consensus was that every long-lived series has gone at least one installment too long; s ure enough, when you look at this list, it’s hard to make an argument otherwise. It’s one of those things that exposes the tension between artistic integrity and business acumen in the world of modern mediaâ€"turning whatever surprised and entertained us in first blush into commodities to be repeated, repackaged endlessly on a regular basis is something that ; we instinctively recoil from, I think, because we want our stories and ourselves to be “better” than that. We are not numbers, we think to ourselves, and what we enjoy has something “more” to it than pre-packaged ingredients mixed in a particular formula, right…?

Worse still, the Twilight potential spin-offs or sequels may make the biggest mistake of allâ€"continuing on without the central characters. You can look at some of the better-known examples of this trend and judge for yourself whether or not it’s a good idea, but it does suggest that a particular movie series has stopped being about consistent characterization and a coherent narrative in favor of “more  11;f the same, but less so.” An unexpected, but not unconvincing, example: Look at what happened to the American Pie series as it continued sans the original cast. Or the Planet of the Apes series, in which two separate astronauts â€" more, if you include the television spin-off â€" had exactly the same freak accident that threw them int& #111; an ape-dominated far future, because Charlton Heston knew to quit after his first movie.

(MORE: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part I. More Like Breaking Yawn)

These days, of course, we expect movie audiences to be more evolved, with tastes so refined that such casual creative sleight-of-hand would be rejected outright. That’s why we have reboots, after all; same end result of cheaper, younger casts, but without the need to lose the comfortable familiarity of the central characters that everyone knows and loves. Everyone wins, as long as you don’t count the original cast. But, as this year’s The Bourne L egacy ably demonstrated, the idea of replacing your big names with newcomers playing the younger brother/distant relative/employee of your favorite character lives on, with Bourne performing surprisingly strongly at the box office for a sequel devoid of the leads of the earlier installments. Consider it either a solitary throwback to the days where the Apes movies were successful no matter who the humans in question were, or a shape of things to come; after all, 2014′s Transformers 4 is also reported to be moving down the same “actors and characters are interchangible, it’s all about the toys” route. (It’s an easier pill to swallow on television, it seems: Consider the success of something like Frasier as a continuation of Cheers, or Lou Grant as the next chapter of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.)

I’m tempted to push Marvel Studios’ mooted SHIELD TV show in with this trend of dumping your heroes for their newer counterparts. Yes, it’s not a direct replacement for the Avengers movies, but it is a spinning out of one background concept in an attempt to keep the hunger for the original, far different, concept satiated. Is that really so different from following The Twilight Saga with The Saga of Those Werewolves That Don’t Like Shirts Out’ve Twilight?

Of course, SHIELD has one thing going for it that any potential The Twilight Saga: Those Other Guys movie would: the active participation of Joss Whedon, the writer and director of The Avengers, the movie that got everyone interested in SHIELD in the first place. As unclear as the future of a future Twilight project is, not one report has suggested that Stephenie Meyer is involved in any practical capacity, and she’s certainly remained mum on the subject s ince the rumors broke. Sources are, of course, saying that any continuation would only happen with her “blessing,” a wonderfully vague concept that allows her to stay out of the fray should the new projects flop, but claim credit should they succeed, and all without much direct involvement at all. The importance of Meyer’s commitment to the future of the Twilight franchise, however, points towards something that Summit &# 115;hould be taking very seriously as it considers whether or not to go forward with any post-Breaking Dawn projects for The Twilight Saga: how best to handle the fan base.

More than any historical suckiness of new cast sequels and more than the concern about accidentally overstepping the mark and making one Twilight too many, the biggest danger for additional Twilight projects is alienating the franchise’s core audience. After all, the “Twihard” relationship with Twilight is something particularly intense. Fans hold the novels up as the central texts far more than the movies and are therefore more likely t 1; be suspicious of anything that steps outside of the boundaries and relationships created within the books, perhaps deeming them either superfluous or, worse, blasphemous.

(MORE: Get Back: Prometheus, Before Watchmen and the Complicated Art of the Prequel)

The best parallel to this is the reaction to DC Comics’ announcement of Before Watchmen, a multi-series prequel to Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ groundbreaking Watchmen comic that featured no creative input from either Moore or Gibbons. DC was attacked for “turning [the original] into bland, infinitely reproducible genre product”, with the project described as heresy while the creators responsible were described as “rancid scabs” for working on the project. (Despite this anger, the comics continue to sell well, with the first issues released breaking into the top ten for that particular month.) While I doubt that an ;y Twilight follow-up would result in quite as vitriolic a response, there’s no getting around the fact that, when you engage a fan base as passionate as that of Watchmen or Twilight, you’re playing with fire. As easily as the audience can embrace you for doing something that they approve of, they can turn on you for doing something deemed unacceptable, with the line between the two not entirely clear to “outsiders.”

And any future Twilight project risks the wrath of the Twihard faithful in an even more obvious way: it won’t actually be Twilight. As countless people have argued, the appeal of The Twilight Saga isn’t the idea of sparkly vampires or shirt less werewolves co-existing in the Pacific Northwest where they can brood and smolder at each other, but the central relationship between Bella and Edward (a love that cannot speak its name and goes against societal norms, but nonetheless makes both characters into more complete, better people; a relationship in which the female is put on a pedestal while taking an active, nurturing role within the relationship to “heal” the more aggressive side of th 01; male). Once you try to tell a story in the Twilight world that isn’t about Bella and Edward, you immediately lose that draw for readers and, worse, risk undermining the book’s not-too-subtle positioning of the pair’s relationship as both the Greatest Love of All and also the Center of the Universe. Attempting to recreate the Bella/Edward dynamic with new characters may make sense from a “give them what they want” approach, but doing so co 7;ld all too easily diminish the adolescent self-importance that’s essential to Stephenie Meyer’s original story. When you take Bella and Edward out of Twilight, all you’re left with is a fairly generic vampire and werewolf story.

Cinematic history has demonstrated that removing your main characters from a movie series often leads to lesser â€" and less successful â€" results. The idea of a sixth installment of a series that features an all-new cast in a story removed from the central arc of the first five movies would appear to be a potentially troubling possibility. Add to that the opportunity for upsetting fans by going beyond the core text of the original novel series for the firs ;t time, raising the potential to be seen as “exploiting” the property and its fan base instead of just faithfully hewing to the world that Stephenie Meyer created, and the whole notion begins to feel less like a bad idea and more like a suicide mission.

Which doesn’t rule out the possibility of it actually happening, of course; a world in which we’re seeing trailers for a fifth Die Hard movie is one that ably demonstrates the triumph of potential box office earnings over creative sensibilities. But to see Summit stretch The Twilight Saga past its intended endpoint is to watch the studio risk its crown jewel for the promise of slightly more profit. If they decide to go ahead with the rumored plans, those vampires will sparkle just a l& #105;ttle less brightly.

Simply: Wax Models [Oldies]

Simply: Wax Models [Oldies]

A wax head being packed up for despatch at a factory which specialises in near-life models for shop windows, museums and exhibitions, 1950. (Photo by John Chillingworth)

A wax head being packed up for despatch at a factory which specialises in near-life models for shop windows, museums and exhibitions, 1950. (Photo by John Chillingworth)

A model of a ghost made from translucent fibreglass is lit from inside at Gem's (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. The ghost is due to go to the Capistrano Mission Museum in California, where tourists are told the legend of how he frightened a young Indian girl novice to death. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

A model of a ghost made from translucent fibreglass is lit from inside at Gem’s (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. The ghost is due to go to the Capistrano Mission Museum in California, where tourists are told the legend of how he frightened a young Indian girl novice to death. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

A wax model of Sophia Loren has its hair styled at Gem's (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. The company makes store mannequins and models of all kinds for exhibition all over the world. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

A wax model of Sophia Loren has its hair styled at Gem’s (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. The company makes store mannequins and models of all kinds for exhibition all over the world. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

Vera Bland chooses the right colour eyeballs for a wax head of Cardinal Bernard Griffin, Archbishop of Westminster in the workshop of Madame Tussaud's, London, June 1946. (Photo by George Konig/Keystone Features)

Vera Bland chooses the right colour eyeballs for a wax head of Cardinal Bernard Griffin, Archbishop of Westminster in the workshop of Madame Tussaud’s, London, June 1946. (Photo by George Konig/Keystone Features)

Bernard Tussaud, grandson of Swiss modeller Madame Tussaud, holds two wax heads, one of Haile Selassie, Emperor of Abyssinia (Ethiopia) and the other of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. September 1935. (Photo by Fox Photos)

Bernard Tussaud, grandson of Swiss modeller Madame Tussaud, holds two wax heads, one of Haile Selassie, Emperor of Abyssinia (Ethiopia) and the other of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. September 1935. (Photo by Fox Photos)

An employee of Gems Ltd, a firm based in a disused chapel off Portobello Road, London, coats a wax model with a cellulose gloss spray. The firm makes wax and composition models in its factory, including likenesses of criminals, politicians and royalty, as well as fashion display mannequins. 25th November 1950. (Photo by John Chillingworth/Picture Post)

An employee of Gems Ltd, a firm based in a disused chapel off Portobello Road, London, coats a wax model with a cellulose gloss spray. The firm makes wax and composition models in its factory, including likenesses of criminals, politicians and royalty, as well as fashion display mannequins. 25th November 1950. (Photo by John Chillingworth/Picture Post)

A wax head of Frankenstein and torso of film starlet, Sabrina at Gem's (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. The company makes store mannequins and models of all kinds for exhibition all over the world. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

A wax head of Frankenstein and torso of film starlet, Sabrina at Gem’s (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. The company makes store mannequins and models of all kinds for exhibition all over the world. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

A woman attaches hair to the scalp of a wax mannequin, circa 1950. (Photo by Topical Press Agency)

A woman attaches hair to the scalp of a wax mannequin, circa 1950. (Photo by Topical Press Agency)

An employee of Gems Ltd, a firm based in a disused chapel off Portobello Road, London, fixes the wax head of a model onto its body. The firm makes wax and composition models, including likenesses of criminals, politicians and royalty, as well as mannequins to display fashion. November 1950. (Photo by John Chillingworth/Picture Post)

An employee of Gems Ltd, a firm based in a disused chapel off Portobello Road, London, fixes the wax head of a model onto its body. November 1950. (Photo by John Chillingworth/Picture Post)

Craftsmen at the Madame Tussaud's workshop arrange headless wax figures of Wakatsuki, Stimson, MacDonald, Tardieu and Grandi into a tableau of a political conference. 20th February 1930. (Photo by Fox Photos)

Craftsmen at the Madame Tussaud’s workshop arrange headless wax figures of Wakatsuki, Stimson, MacDonald, Tardieu and Grandi into a tableau of a political conference. 20th February 1930. (Photo by Fox Photos)

A technician takes the wax heads of former exhibits at Madame Tussaud's waxworks museum, circa 1950. (Photo by George Pickow/Three Lions)

A technician takes the wax heads of former exhibits at Madame Tussaud’s waxworks museum, circa 1950. (Photo by George Pickow/Three Lions)

Wax caster, Alec Williams making a model of Ivan The Terrible's head at Gem's (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

Wax caster, Alec Williams making a model of Ivan The Terrible’s head at Gem’s (Wax Models) Ltd, in the Portobello Road area of west London. 1st May 1965. (Photo by Chris Ware/Keystone Features)

It’s Not TV. It’s Not HBO. It’s Streaming. But Is It Worth It?

It’s Not TV. It’s Not HBO. It’s Streaming. But Is It Worth It?

Netflix announced yesterday that a lot of people are using its streaming service. But not enough for Wall Street; the company’s stock dropped on the announcement of the number and of its earnings. According to a New York Times report, the video service had earlier expected 28 million subscribers by the end of the year.

The news got me wondering: if you’re one of those 25 million, why do you have Netflix and what do you use it for? If you’re not, what would get you to sign up?

We may not have entered the era of widespread cable-cutting yet, but there are more and more options for watching TV outside normal network distributors, each with its advantages and drawbacks. Netflix, Hulu Plus et al. in theory offer a kind of TV nirvanaâ€"an endless library of show and movies to watch anywhere, anytime. In practice, the library is not yet endless, as anyone who’s tried to stream many movies and TV seasons can attest, while in other cases “anywhere, anytime” isn’t quite 6;he case: network agreements keep many shows off mobile devices and set-top boxes.

So what makes a streaming-video subscription worth it? Netflix is betting that, like its sort-of-competitor HBO, the key could be original programming. Next year, it launches the original drama House of Cards, with Kevin Spacey, and the revived Arrested Development. (For the sake of completism, I also have to mention this year’s Lillyhammer.) HBO found that having Sex and the City and The Sopranos would keep people re-upping consistently, even if they weren’t & #117;sing it for movies. Hulu has been expanding into programming also, but on a smaller scale, largely importing shows like the current run of The Thick of It.

Will that do the trick for you? I’m probably not the best example to judge by: I have both Netflix and Hulu, but I’m paid to watch TV, so there’s a low bar for me. Currently, Tuned In Jr. Jr. is using our Netflix streaming to work his way through every season of Malcolm in the Middle, for instance. For me, it’s one of many (maybe too many) services I use for research on old programmin g and to catch up on shows I missed first time around. But would a couple series make me buy the service if I didn’t watch TV for a living? Maybeâ€"but if this is the TV way of the future, I’m not sure how many such services I would buy to get a series here and a series there.

So you tell me: what makes a service like Netflix worth it to youâ€"or what would it need to offer to be worth it to you?

Clouded Leopard

Clouded Leopard

Clouded Leopard

The clouded leopard (Neofelis nebulosa) is a felid found from the Himalayan foothills through mainland Southeast Asia into China, and has been classified as vulnerable in 2008 by IUCN. Its total population size is suspected to be fewer than 10,000 mature individuals, with a decreasing population trend and no single population numbering more than 1,000 adults.

Clouded Leopard

Clouded Leopard

Clouded Leopard

Clouded Leopard

Clouded Leopard

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Dancing with the Stars Watch: The Stars Go Gangnam Style

Dancing with the Stars Watch: The Stars Go Gangnam Style

Welcome back to Dancing with the Stars. On Monday night we suffered some performance interruptus and now we can’t wait to get back on our invisible horses and watch the second batch of stars perform to their guilty pleasure songs, as well as their group freestyle dance to Psy‘s über-hit “Gangnam Style.” We’re aware that sentence didn’t make a lot of sense if you parse it, but we’re not here to parse, we’re here to dance. Let’s get down to it.

Here’s how the moves were busted this week:

Happiest “Accident”: Former Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft chose Britney Spears’ “Toxic” as her guilty pleasure song. Her partner Tony Dovolani is thrilled by the choice because apparently it’s a tango.

Worst Wig Since That Time Tyra Got Ariel Hair: Melissa Rycroft has nice hair, yet apparently the tango requires a purple bobbed fright wig. Wonder how they keep all these dance rules straight?

Biggest Missed Opportunity: Melissa and Tony chose to end their dance with Tony spread out on Dr. Frankenstein’s table waiting for the bolt of electricity. If they were going to go the Frankenstein route, they should have done the tap number to “Putting on the Ritz.” Despite the missed opportunity, Bruno thought the dance, “wasn’t toxic, it was intoxicating!” They got a 27.

Strangest Olympic Souvenir: In order to perform a rumba to the theme from Titanic, Derek Hough had to teach Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson how to show emotion. Because the woman has been so conditioned by Bela Karolyi not to show emotion that even Celine Dion’s heart-swelling ballad “My Heart Will Go On” can’t bring Shawn to tears. That tragic legacy will last longer than any gold medal. Quick, somebody show her Beaches!

Best Dickens Reference: Len Goodman wasn’t a fan of Shawn’s rumba, so he let his stodgy British side show, whining, “I had Great Expectations and I got Bleak House.“

(MORE: Dancing with the Stars Watch: Guilty Pleasures and Cheerleading)

Best Bergeronism of the Night: When Carrie-Ann Inaba chides Shawn and Derek for a rule-breaking lift during their dance to the Titanic theme, host Tom Bergeron announces, “Tonight, Carrie-Ann will be playing the iceberg.” The iceberg gave the dynamic duo a 9, Len doled out a meager 8, which was counteracted by Bruno Tonioli’s 10.

Worst Costume of the Night: For his dance to “Give It To Me Baby,” Apolo Anton Ohno trounces into a mock boudoir wearing a leopard print shirt with saggy white pants and white patent leather shoes. Adding insult to the fashion injury, Karina Smirnoff sports a nightgown and Poochie hair, making the whole ensemble bewildering.

TMI: After their dance, Apolo and Karina head to Brooke Burke-Charvet’s perch in the sky. Brooke then reveals that she is dying to know the specifics of when and where Apolo listens to “Give it To Me Baby.” Do. Not. Want. To. Know. The judges give Apolo and Karina a 27 before they can reveal any overly personal details.

Worst Disney Princess: Professional Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan opts to dance to “So This is Love” from the movie Cinderella on the grounds that she wants to feel like a princess. However in the behind-the-scenes rehearsal footage, we see Sabrina pouting that she’s better when she’s “fast and furious.” Sorry, Sabrina, but that’s more Vin Diesel than Disney princess. She still got 29 out of 30.

Most Obvious Statements of the Night: Last night we got to watch Shawn Johnson’s group show their teen spirit while dancing to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” Tonight, Gilles Marini leads a team dance to Psy’s “Gangnam Style.” The rehearsal footage reveals some truth: “Maks is an alpha male”  and most ominously, “Trainwrecks can be fun to watch.”

Wildest Dance Ever: When a freestyle dance starts with everyone in matching tear-away tuxedos and ends with Gilles Marini riding an invisible horse in nothing more than a towel, you know it was worthy watching. From Maks in a mesh shirt to Cheryl Burke riding Emmitt Smith like a horse to Kelly Monaco getting whipped around Val Chmerkovskiy like a hand towel, it was an insane, fun and completely wackadoo dance.

Best Bruno of the Night: While Tom said that was the most fun he’s had in 15 seasons, Carrie-Ann called it a “hot mess” in a good way, and Len said it was the craziest number he’s ever seen, it’s Bruno Tonioli who takes the cakeâ€"or rather the towel. He yells, “Gilles, give me that towel, I’m wetting myself!” So Gilles throws him the tiny towel he’s wearing and then scurries off stage in his underwear. That’s taking one for the team!

The Scores: Sabrina Bryan and Louie Van Amstel are at the top of the leaderboard while General Hospital star Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy are at the bottom. Yes, below Kirstie Alley and Maks Chmerkovskiy.

Best Reason to Come Back Next Week: God willing, someone will be eliminated from this competition.

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Final Presidental Debate

Final Presidental Debate

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass rides in a golf cart after giving an interview in front of the debate hall Monday afternoon. (Photo by David Goldman/Associated Press)

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass rides in a golf cart after giving an interview in front of the debate hall Monday afternoon. (Photo by David Goldman/Associated Press)

Lynn University studens show their support for both candidates during a live broadcast of Hardball with Chris Matthews at the MSNBC stage on the Lynn University campus. (Photo by Gary Coronado/The Palm Beach Post)

Lynn University studens show their support for both candidates during a live broadcast of Hardball with Chris Matthews at the MSNBC stage on the Lynn University campus. (Photo by Gary Coronado/The Palm Beach Post)

Workers later pose for a photo with the cutout of President Obama. (Photo by Eric Gay/Associated Press)

Workers later pose for a photo with the cutout of President Obama. (Photo by Eric Gay/Associated Press)

Cutouts of President Barack Obama and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney rest behind an AARP display at Lynn University. (Photo by Charlie Neibergall/Associated Press)

Cutouts of President Barack Obama and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney rest behind an AARP display at Lynn University. (Photo by Charlie Neibergall/Associated Press)

Attendees wait for the start of the presidential debate at Lynn University. (Photo by Richard Perry/The New York Times)

Attendees wait for the start of the presidential debate at Lynn University. (Photo by Richard Perry/The New York Times)

A Romney assistant tests ties under the stage lighting for television before the debate; Romney wound up wearing the tie on the right. (Photo by Richard Graulich/The Palm Beach Post)

A Romney assistant tests ties under the stage lighting for television before the debate; Romney wound up wearing the tie on the right. (Photo by Richard Graulich/The Palm Beach Post)

Florida Governor Rick Scott attends the debate. (Photo by Richard Graulich/The Palm Beach Post)

Florida Governor Rick Scott attends the debate. (Photo by Richard Graulich/The Palm Beach Post)

Ann Romney arrives for the debate. (Photo by Eric Gay/Associated Press)

Ann Romney arrives for the debate. (Photo by Eric Gay/Associated Press)

Romney and Obama talk over each other as they are questioned by moderator Bob Schieffer. (Photo by Win McNamee/Associated Press)

Romney and Obama talk over each other as they are questioned by moderator Bob Schieffer. (Photo by Win McNamee/Associated Press)

First lady Michelle Obama is greeted before the start of the debate. (Photo by Michael Reynolds/Associated Press)

First lady Michelle Obama is greeted before the start of the debate. (Photo by Michael Reynolds/Associated Press)

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama arrive on stage. (Photo by Richard Graulich/The Palm Beach Post)

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama arrive on stage. (Photo by Richard Graulich/The Palm Beach Post)

Lynn University students Estefanny Paulino of New York, Stefani Silva of Texas and Amanda Nguherimo of Maryland watch the debate at the Red, White and View party. (Photo by Gary Coronado/The Palm Beach Post)

Lynn University students Estefanny Paulino of New York, Stefani Silva of Texas and Amanda Nguherimo of Maryland watch the debate at the Red, White and View party. (Photo by Gary Coronado/The Palm Beach Post)

President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle walks off stage following the third presidential debate with Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney at Lynn University, Monday, October 22, 2012, in Boca Raton, Fla. (Photo by Eric Gay/AP Photo)

President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle walks off stage following the third presidential debate with Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney at Lynn University, Monday, October 22, 2012, in Boca Raton, Fla. (Photo by Eric Gay/AP Photo)

Patrick Scolaro and Cory Sullivan of Boca Raton playfully duke it out wearing masks that were handed out to attendees of the Rock the Vote concert at Mizner Park after the debate. (Photo by Allen Eyestone/The Palm Beach Post)

Patrick Scolaro and Cory Sullivan of Boca Raton playfully duke it out wearing masks that were handed out to attendees of the Rock the Vote concert at Mizner Park after the debate. (Photo by Allen Eyestone/The Palm Beach Post)

People watch the debate on a large screen at Mizner Park in Boca Raton. (Photo by Allen Eyestone/The Palm Beach Post)

People watch the debate on a large screen at Mizner Park in Boca Raton. (Photo by Allen Eyestone/The Palm Beach Post)

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